How The Sausage Gets Made

When a man is jacking off while taking a shit.

“Ah man we learned how the sausage gets made last night, wink wink…”
“This is why we don’t hang out Dave”

by ImsorrybutIhadtoo January 7, 2022

The Sausage Roll

The sausage roll is where you buy a Greggs sausage roll and keep it at home you remove the sausage and insert your own “sausage” and then ask your partner to suck and eat the sausage roll

“I’ll give you the sausage roll if you shut up”

by Sargebutter June 7, 2025

Sausage Knocking

Looking for a sexual partner. Ref late night knocking on potential sexual partners window or door. A booty call.

Alt. Trying your luck with someone. An unlikely to be accepted request or deal.

After a few drinks Carl could often be found sausage knocking at one of his ex’es

by SeeSocAdmin November 4, 2020

Water Sausage

A derogatory term used to refer to cucumbers.

“I asked for a proper sandwich, not one filled with soggy lettuce and those vile water sausages.”

by ColonistDeme April 15, 2025

The spicy sausage

When a guy is fucking a girl doggie style and then puts hot sauce on his dick before shoving it in the girls ass.

Brad gave me The Spicy Sausage last night and it made my ass feel sick! Douche my ass with milk Jasmin!

by SillyPhoque June 25, 2017

sausage bob

A delicious breakfast sandwich served by a major fast food restaurant chain named whataburger it's a mecca of greatness delicious savory and wholesome meal best eaten when inebriated by large amounts of alcohol

Babe bring me 2 sausage bobs and a LG fries and 2 just a burgers ......and an apple pie! (4:20 am perfect time)

by Zeeko fareno December 19, 2016

Sausage burn

That lip herpes

“What’s that on your lip?”
“Shit bro I got a sausage burn from suckin that dudes dic”

by Jamesjamesonjames69 June 2, 2018