put to sleep

A euphemism for being drugged.

I was put to sleep for surgery.

I was put to sleep, abducted, and held for ransom.

by wordyteen November 15, 2022

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021

Put them paws on him

When a furry is trying to claim another as their partner

Twinkles wanted to start a relationship with jared so she put them paws on him.

by Stickytip May 13, 2024

putting up the four

if someone puts up a four, it means saleem is the coolest dude ever

Saleem was putting up the four, he is the coolest guy ever.

by saleemthedream August 6, 2022

put that shit in the bag

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.

“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”

by Surfpenis October 17, 2020

Put The Dick Away.

1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.

2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".

(1)

I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!

Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!

(2)

Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?

Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!

by Lukes*8 November 29, 2015

Put

The sound a bird makes when it has a sneezing fit.

"Oh no, Busta's putting again!"

"Uh oh, did I hear a put?"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 11, 2022