Lu Bu

When you are lazy or uninformed so you use this wrong spelling of Lü Bu.

“You spelled Lü Bu’s name wrong.”

“I didn’t spell Lu Bu’s name wrong, I just don’t have the umlaut on my keyboard.”
“Just spell it like Lv Bu, duh!!!”

by aSFina January 8, 2023

Bus Driver

When a man at a cemetery dressed as a nun is receiving anal sex from a man dressed as God.

"Haha" says the man removing his God costume, "I'm the guy from the bus"
"Haha" says the nun removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver"

by RBK4LIFE May 26, 2018

<2003> In The Back Of The Sunflower Deed Is THe Back Of The Back Of The Bus For The Chicken Dinner<2003>

<2003> In The Back Of The Sunflower Deed Is THe Back Of The Back Of The Bus For The Chicken Dinner<2003>

<2003> In The Back Of The Sunflower Deed Is THe Back Of The Back Of The Bus For The Chicken Dinner<2003>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Bus Cunts

The person who drives a bus and always decides to pull out in front of you like they are in the biggest hurry in the world, then proceed to crawl along slower than a Wiki.

What a lovely day for a driv.......HEY........Bloody Bus Cunt just pulled out in front of me. Now I am having a shitty day. I really dislike these Bus Cunts.

by hewi12 November 16, 2016

Bus

When someone or something is so sus it doesnt deserve an s needing to be replaced with b

Oh mn ryan is really bus right now

by Bussinman February 17, 2023

Just the Bus Driver

The phrase for someone who jumps into conversations at the wrong time

Eh, it happens, I’m just the bus driver.

by Firefaul December 7, 2017

Bus links

A bus link is the gap between two cars in a race. The distance of the gap is so big that the only way to measure it is with busses.

Guy 1: "Man did you see that race, that mustang was gone!
Guy 2: " I know right he put bus links on that camaro"

by R3ally3000 February 12, 2021