by sASSy sa-Rah February 05, 2009
The self appointed name of every person who makes a joke and doesn't want to get the shit kicked outta them for it
"whats the difference between a catholic priest and a clothing drive?
with the priest the boys pants are only half off!"
"dude i was fucked by a priest against my will"
"im just joe king!"
with the priest the boys pants are only half off!"
"dude i was fucked by a priest against my will"
"im just joe king!"
by GattToDaChoppa December 30, 2020
The grand prize winner of the wankers ball. Often called the chaffing quuen or the speminator, he plays nintendo every day and every week he does yoga until he reaches the ultimate goal of sucking his own weiner. After the sperm is layed upon his mighty fingers, he then thrusts the sperm into his butt while reapeating the words, i am successful.
Mike Throckmorton is the Wankin Joe.
Did you see that guy, he has potential to be wankin joe this year.
I love sperm
Did you see that guy, he has potential to be wankin joe this year.
I love sperm
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