People with the middle name david are bad ass and sexy and if you are to ever meet one you should pop the question because you’ll never meet someone that sexy again
by Sexyhotguyjace November 16, 2022
David is a god. Everyone worships David because he is David. There is a David religion called Davidism, everyone has a roll in Davidism. There is a David currency, David blesses those with this special currency if they are loyal. All must worship David and God Eve, God eve is a whole other subject.
by Truthsayerofdavidism November 26, 2021
A little bitch boy who is four feet tall and thinks he is funnier than he truly is. You can tell that he is near from the smell of garbage a mile away, and always finds a way to make you feel sad, no matter what.
by Bingbongnotowen April 28, 2018
A biologist who wrote The Forest Unseen, a fantastic book about how Haskell stared at a spot in the forest in Tennessee everyday for a year. He discusses ferns, moss, trees, small animals, and even takes his clothes off for 5 minutes in the middle of winter.
Haskell also wrote The Songs of Trees.
Haskell received his Ph.D. in evolutionary biology at Cornell.
Haskell also wrote The Songs of Trees.
Haskell received his Ph.D. in evolutionary biology at Cornell.
"who turned grass into a book?"
"ohh yah Dr. David Haskell"
teacher: So what Dr. David Haskell says about ferns here is very interesting. He says...
Students: *fall asleep*
"Why is that guy staring at the ground in the middle of January with no clothes on?"
"Oh, that's just Dr. David Haskell. He does that sometimes."
"ohh yah Dr. David Haskell"
teacher: So what Dr. David Haskell says about ferns here is very interesting. He says...
Students: *fall asleep*
"Why is that guy staring at the ground in the middle of January with no clothes on?"
"Oh, that's just Dr. David Haskell. He does that sometimes."
by Bernardo March 17, 2019
by Iheartvina June 12, 2023
When a male tucks his genitals back, giving the illusion that his penis and testis have completely disappeared. Like magic.
Upon returning from the restroom, his date was slightly taken aback to find he him reveal the full David Copperfield after removing his robe.
by ErikaGoose March 17, 2021
Nice little man one have Zackary/Zachary Gary Goldberg s victims of the pinches has the bestest grammar and very very very very good manny
by menpincher6969 May 03, 2022