Noah

This is coming from a Noah: We are socially awkward, we don't like being around people we don't know. We keep the same friends for a long time, and rarely make new friends. If you make us mad, u gon' die. If we get pissed off, the whole world will hear our rage. We like Video Games and computers, and are (kinda) athletic. We don't think we are special in any way. We have alot of autistic friends. We are able to talk to girls ok(ish) We can't really express our feelings on our own, for we will get embarrassed. You often have to make the first move. Fuck Noah's Ark jokes.

Is that Noah? He's so cu- wait. What happened to him!? HE HASN'T COMBED HIS HAIR OH NO!

Oh, but he has a nice dick...

by TEE ARR GEE November 29, 2021

Noah

Lord of everything. Beater of booty and a haver of a 30 inch penis

Damn he has a big noah

by agerias February 17, 2019

Noah

Great friend and always tells secrets

Noah told my secret I am mad

by Emorcool February 26, 2023

Noah

Their someone who needs to know how amazing they are, they are so incredibly stunning. They have a hard time knowing how great they are so they need people to tell them. They see the greatness is even the worse people, they bring out the best of someone. They try to hide their emotions, keeping them a secret from the rest of the world, so treat them with kindness, never ever lie and/or break them.

Kennedy: Damn you look hot in that shirt
Noah: no I don’t
Kennedy: yes you fucking do

by Keddyrex November 26, 2021

noah arthur brown

a ginger man that skates

you know noah arthur brown, yeah he skates

by penislov3r69 April 10, 2020

You're only saying it because I said it about Noah

In the same way they are only fucking him because they "like retards and he has a big dick"

Hym "You're only saying it because I said it about Noah. And I don't just have to accept it and shut up about it because it makes your fucking slut daughter cry. She is going to pay the price for you trying to force me to be worse than that fucking cripple. And even if it isn't HER it'll be maybe the little girl who wasn't listening to her mother as she chased the dog barking at me right as she gets within arms reach. You fucks need to stop trying to act tough because you were crying like a bitch a second. No I am not going to 'learn how to talk to women' and no I'm not going to let you turn what is happening to me into a good thing at my expense. And I don't trust you enough to tell me whether or not your kids get murdered after you arrest me. I'll just assume it's the case."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

Noah

He is so radical.

Person 1 "Noah is radical

Person 2 "dude we are at a funeral"

by NoahThePerfect March 29, 2021