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A phrase used to express sarcastic congratulations to completion of a stupid task or a task that results in unexpected negative results. This originates from the first annual dashcon, in which attendees were conned into donating a large sum of money which they were told was needed for the hotel to allow the on to stay, but when asked the hotel staff knew nothing of this fee.

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by HintHint July 13, 2014

Make Singapore Free Again

The slogan the Opposition in Singapore fearfully want to use so that citizens and residents can criticize the authorities, or could stage public protests, without the risk of being arrested or sued.

The “fear factor” among Singaporeans to speak up and to speak out has numbed them and made them politically indifferent—with lawsuits against political critics on the rise in recent years, the Opposition’s promise to make Singapore free again is just a dream for now.

by MathPlus December 14, 2018

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A ghetto hoe who wears shoes that are too small for her feet and once worn long enough, her feet become black on the bottom and she also fucks for free.

Tell your boyfriend to stop calling me like I'm one of those free fucking foot draggers that he talks to!

by Myassshurttz29 May 8, 2010

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see America.

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

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this holiday is on november 3rd to november 10

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