Blabby Muffin

When a girl puts her period blood in a pan and bakes it into an oven.

Blabby Muffin-I have no fuckin idea what I ate, but it was red, moist and mushy

by Hooray For Boobies!!!! August 06, 2008

Banana Nut Muffin

The act of stuffing her partners scrotum into her vagina while he is fucking her ass.

Hey honey, interested in a banana nut muffin tonight?

Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz

by Manic Hispanic January 27, 2009

stepped in a squished muffin

Having anal sex; to have anal sex

I stepped in a squished muffin this morning.

I spent all night stepping in a squished muffin.

Don't step in a squished muffin!

by LeFranc November 01, 2012

Sky the English Muffin

A sky that stays up too late, particularly in the United Kingdom.

She always saw the Sky the English muffin, whenever she came on vacation.

by _0i May 06, 2019

dusty old muffin

When your balls are all old and wrinkly and they haven't been touched in a long time

That man looks pretty old, i bet he has a dusty old muffin.

by Bub4 February 11, 2017

My Grandmas Muffins

A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.

“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”

by MrHornywetsoco December 23, 2020

Fluffin' your Muffin

A term used by Killysunt on YouTube; basically means "just fucking with you."

Me: Your cat's dead. Just fluffin' your muffin

by Buttered Quayle April 23, 2019