stepped in a squished muffin

I stepped in a squished muffin this morning.

I spent all night stepping in a squished muffin.

Don't step in a squished muffin!

by LeFranc October 31, 2012

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Thug Muffin

A word that a fucking faggot uses to describe his dog. One who uses this term is often perceived as a homosexual, but may actually just be bisexual.

Fag: Come here Thug Muffin let me pet you!
Dude: You're a fucking faggot. I'm gonna kick your ass.

by ThugmuffinsMurderer November 19, 2013

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Blabby Muffin

When a girl puts her period blood in a pan and bakes it into an oven.

Blabby Muffin-I have no fuckin idea what I ate, but it was red, moist and mushy

by Hooray For Boobies!!!! October 2, 2008

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Stud Muffin Top

The phase that an attractive man enters before dad bod. This usually occurs when his partner is pregnant and he is supporting her pregnancy food cravings.

While Charlotte was told she was looking radiant while she was pregnant, her husband Steve was told he better watch his stud muffin top before he had a full fledged dad bod.

by yogibaker May 22, 2016

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A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.

“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”

by MrHornywetsoco December 22, 2020

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