spunky monkey

Having sex with a girl you are trying to break up with. When you are about to blow your load you pull out, spunk in your hand and then slap her across the face with it. You then dance around the room like a monkey making her think you are crazy thus making her want to break up with you.

Gary...You should break up with that phsyco bitch. I can't Yvonne just doesn't get it. Well give her the spunky monkey and she won't want to stay around cause she'll think your the crazy one.

by spencey121 April 17, 2007

monkey balls

(n.) Nickname of the seed pods produced by sugar maple (Acer saccharum) trees (Liquidambar styraciflua, according to other sources). When ripe, these hard, spiky green balls are about the size of ping pong balls, and make excellent, abundant projectile ammo.

"Okay- everybody grab your sling shots and rackets, and pile up the monkey balls! THE WAR IS ON!!!"

by fugitive247 October 30, 2004

Monkey's Ass

The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.

Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

monkey diving

when lifeguards at the rec center have to continuously save black kids from drowning in the pool because they dont know how to swim

damn today i had to save 5 black kids today in the lazy river... monkey diving at its finest!

by L-Beezy July 22, 2007

monkey juice

GHB, high proof liquor, antifreeze, or any liquid that gets you crazy-ass drunk.

He done fucked up all night drinking monkey huice on his job!

by Coz August 22, 2003

monkey fucked

When you have a thought, then something totally ridiculous happens, and you COMPLETELY loose that thought. You were just monkey fucked.

You are sitting at a bar talking about some stupid bullshit, and then a car out side EXPLODES:

Person 1: Yeah man, so I was on my way to...
Car: BOOOOOOM!!
Person 2: Holy shit! ...What were you saying?
Person 1:... I have no idea.
Person 2: You been monkey fucked, fool.

by Crouching Monkey Hidden Anus July 9, 2009

monkey bars

Street name for 2mg tablets of Xanax (Alprazolam). The name is derived from the three scores down one side of the long, white tablet, making them divisible by four. The scoring resembles the children's playground equipment 'monkey bars'.

Dude: Hey man, got any monkey bars?

Mr Mackey: Drugs are bad mmmkay.

by jussagal October 28, 2008