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High School Colorguard (Marching Band) Def. Part 2

5. MAY or MAY NOT be a sport- IT DEPENDS ON WHAT LEVELS THEY ARE IN/ DISTRICT, STATE, or COUNTRY THEY ORIGINATE! (THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER)
JUST LIKE ANY OTHER ACTIVITY:
Some "sports" actually work very hard and kick butt while others may just stand around doing silly things... DEPENDS. ON. CLASS!!!
guard is guard. it does not matter whether you hate it or if you hate the hater of it. you can only truly know what it is if you had experience, but not all experiences have the same conditions. so SHUT UP EVERYONE imma guard kid and i love it and we have to run at least a mile every practice and that's only a small fraction for warm ups. NOT ALL GUARDS DO THIS SO GET THIS IN YOUR HEADS THAT YOU CANNOT BE A PROPER JUDGE OF WHAT ONE GUARD DOES OUT OF MANY unless you are a qualified guard judge... then i'm honored you are reading this! :3
But still, it. depends. on. LEVEL!
High School Colorguard (Marching Band) Def. Part 2 Ex.s

BOBBY: *shows Bob the guy that tosses a 7 with his rifle while sitting*

BOB: so what? aren't those things paper weight?

BOBBY: In order for the equipment to be allowed or qualify to be standardized(guards have to spin standardized equipment for a certain amount of time to avoid penalties and can add other things for more GE), they have to weigh a certain amount. The poles and silks or "flags" have to be top heavy and have some weight at the bottom. Some flags have actual specifically measured weights as most people put washers and bolts at each end. This ensures that the flags, when tossed, don't go flying in outer space. This also keeps the flags in motion while tossed. Flags used can be SUPER GIANT or extremely tiny.
by All I want is PEACE. December 27, 2011
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Why are you typing all the 12 months into urban dictionary. You are such a bored ass if you search this. Do something productive, watch Youtube, but you decide to waste your time typing all the months into urban dictionary. Congratulations, you passed as any human can be bored. This is all you accomplished.
My friend has failed an essay in english, because they were to busy searching January February March April May June July August September October November December into urb.
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Ignore my previous definition when i say "congrats you passed as any human can be bored" that doesn't make any sense, I meant that there are not many people who type all the months when bored because they have qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and stuff like that.
Im so bored i will search January February March April May June July August September October November December (2)
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March Madness

Sports Fans: The NCAA College Basketball Tournament

EDM Fans: Ultra Music Festival, EDC New Mexico and many other raves that dont use a basketball in any way.
Sports Fans: Dude, are you gonna watch March Madness on TV tonight?

EDM Fans: March Madness New Mexico Everybody! Who is ready to smash the fucking house!
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Luch March

A Mexican guy that is known for sleeping with any thing that moves. He is characterized by a pedo styled smirk and a voice that can lure any women into his magical crib. The only way to scare off a Luch March is if you put him around crowds, therefore rendering his technique useless.
Lorenzo: "Hey, did you saw Luch March talking to your wife over there?"
Andros: "Dang, bring everyone around him, he will eventually be creeped out by crowds..."
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Luch March

A Mexican guy that is known for sleeping with any thing that moves. He is characterized by a pedo styled smirk and a voice that can lure any women into his magical crib. The only way to scare off a Luch March is if you put him around crowds, therefore rendering his technique useless.
Lorenzo: "Hey, did you saw Luch March talking to your wife over there?"
Andros: "Dang, bring everyone around him, he will eventually be creeped out by crowds..."
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Marching knights

The shitty marching band from north penn. they get into several fights with eachother and cause extremely petty drama. They all smoke weed and are high most days and act like dipshits 24/7. No one really likes any of these kids.
Did you hear about the marching knights?

No what happened?
They got caught smoking weed again.
by The rat of all rats December 7, 2018
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