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luke bland

"Luke bland" is a boy who like to tongue punch other boys asshole on days that end on a 'Y', also loves receiving a dirty chewbakka

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by Ikatam September 15, 2017
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Luke

A guy who is very charming but gets soft when he finds a girl who is right for him and he doesn't realize how lucky he is until she's gone. Be careful Lukes! (Typically attracted to Brunettes)(Typically attracted to Maddies, Katies, and Heathers)
"He's such a charming kid, he must be a Luke."
by asseioe January 28, 2019
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Luke

wild Lukes are often found in the Middle School forest. These creatures are often described by researchers as fatherless, short, homophobic beings. Lukes diets are often made up of Chick Fil A and a bit of water, as that is all they need. If you have a pet Luke, make sure to feed it often, or else it will bite you.
Person 1: what is that terrifying being?
Me: Its.. a Luke
by shrekussy March 30, 2023
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Luke

You’re so Luke
by BigManIsMe May 31, 2019
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Luke

Ginger cunt who hasnt got a soul and likes little kids
You fuckin luke! your going to spend life in prison
by oakie_08 March 8, 2023
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Luke

Handsome, kind, and pretty much irresistible, even when he pisses you off, you can't help but love him. Luke is very smart and talented, which is probably the reason why his ego is so big. If you were that smart, your head wouldn't fit through the doorway. Just sayin'. He is so attractive that people stop their cars, roll down their windows, and take pictures of him for their locked note documents. Even if he always makes fun of you, he will still be the nicest dude you have ever met. His legs are so hairy it makes your mother-in law's moustache look like peach fuzz. Legend says that his leg hair is the source of his strength. If you have a Luke in your life, never ever let him go.
Luke is cute. That's a fact.
by urfavoritebuttman69 October 10, 2019
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Luke Moran

A big fat ugly bully who thinks he runs spenny cause his dad is rich, this man thinks he is better than everyone but really just bites kids toe nails, his dad will put his jumbo John sausage up your bum if you go in his house, he also loves kids bum, if you see a Luke Moran run
There’s a Luke Moran you best run
by Big dirty paki June 21, 2020
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