wet donkey kick

When you swing your dong so hard it kicks somebody

Bro that wild wet donkey kick

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

Backwards Horse Kick

When the girl kicks the guy in the groin, cuz he has just Donkey Punched her. (Preferly wearing heels).

Once my boyfriend Donkey Punched me, I backwards horse kicked. backwards horse kick

by MotherPower December 10, 2013

Free kick merchant

Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.

"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"

"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"

by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024

Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

kicking the muffin

Wasting time or doing nothing of consequence.

"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."

by drygravytrain December 22, 2021

Kick ass Sam

Sam is known to have the biggest weiner.
Everyone loves him sometimes but as you can tell sam is the man.

Remember that!!!

Kick ass Sam is back in town.
Sam the man

by DUSTIN I AM September 27, 2021

kick the comet

A game invented by the Duggins and Moocow as youth.

To play, you dump gasoline on a tennis ball, light it on fire, and kick it around.

Kick the comet ended when the comet went into the sewer and caught leaves on fire.

by auraholly July 5, 2023