An alternate name given to the game Paper-Rock-Scissors. Two outta three, bitches. With this name, if you win, it's instant street cred.
Ron: I challenge you to a GHETTO DEATHMATCH!
Dwight: Ok!
<Round One>
Ron: Scissors!
Dwight: Scissors!
<Round Two>
Ron: Paper!
Dwight: Rock!
<Round Three>
Ron: Paper!
Dwight: Rock!
Ron: I win!
Zach: If this was the ghetto, you'd be dead, Dwight.
Back in tha day, gangs used to throw their half beaten up rivals in the water canals because they barely knew how to swim. When their bodies were discovered, their corpses were referred to as ‘ghetto lobsters’
a pizza made of saltine crackers, ketchup packets and grated Parmesan cheese. Usually made by low income niggers, beaners, or white trash. Often made in public food courts, like The ones in malls, where all of the ingredients can be acquired for free.