Dutch coven

This is a situation that occurs when there are at least five, consensual humans engage lung in the act of group sharing flatulance. At least one of the five participants must expel gas under a material (I.e. sheet,bedspread, tarp, etc.) and the remainder of said participants all cover their heads and breath through their noses.

Bob and Linda really loved running a hot dutch coven with the other HOA committee members every Thursday after the neighbor book club meeting.

by Dover113 December 9, 2021

the dutch squeeze

When your girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart

Jims girl was licking his butthole so he gave her the dutch squeeze, that bitch passed out

by The Dutch's main squeeze June 24, 2016

Dutch common sense

A misplaced arrogance that you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."

"Good thing we Dutch have the Dutch common sense, or else we'd have to learn from other countries' experiences!"

by Morty297 October 14, 2020

Rusty Dutch boy

The act of intercourse during the menstruation.

He was real hard up so he gave her the ol rusty Dutch boy because he wasn't going to wait a whole week.

by Thatoneguy30 January 10, 2019

clutch clutch double dutch

When you score the game winning point after the other team being at match point for a while.

Doneal saved the ball and was almost clutch clutch double dutch, but Joshua fucked up the pass, making us lose the heart breaking game.

by gardan huang June 12, 2017

Dutch plait

Releasing faeces into another’s lap then sitting on it

Oh baby are you gonna Dutch plait me tonight

by Sboyanon September 1, 2021

Dutch vote

Showing up to vote, but instead of voting, the person cranks out a rank fart and leaves the stench for the enjoyment of the next voter.

I didn't agree with any of the candidates so I just left a dutch vote.

by Hard Harry August 18, 2020