Ur dad

Hmmm idk man he's gone he disappeared

Deric: "Ur dad was really hard last night dude I felt all up on that shit" Chris: WHAT DUDE U FUCKED MY DAD

by I'm gay ASF so is ur mom March 24, 2024

andi's dad

the bread eater, asks his son andi to make him some bread and mash goes like gf.

andi's dad: ANDI where is my fucking bread u dam prick, i want sourdough bitch. andi: yes father but let me finish making more money then emma because she owns me and i dont like getting owned. andi's dad: syd pal and hurry

by TOCH EMMA November 13, 2009

my dad

my dad is unexisting

hey want to see something that is gone my dad

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

Dad

The father of the child

You should know this. Your mother taught you this. So why are you searching Dad?

by Possibly the person you dont k September 30, 2021

My Dad

lazy, slow, loud, and likes to take my spot on the couch

Hey Evan, stop acting like my dad, it's darn annoying.

by minecraftveteran August 1, 2020

Wallpaper Dad

A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.

Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

DAD

Dumb ass dog

Yep that's a DAD
Bailey just had surgery and should be laying down but she's such a DAD
He's such a DAD he eats his own poop!

by TBGibby November 26, 2020