hypocritical cow

a word that u use when you're young cause you don't know what it means.

a word used to describe hypocrites

(person tells you not to whistle then he whistles) you hypocritical cow

by hows the kids dave September 20, 2019

Taking the cow to market

To have sex with a fat woman

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"

by Vic140385 August 14, 2008

To be down for the cows

A funny way of saying "to be down for the cause".

I need you to be down for the cows because tonight with be legendary.

We are going to be down for the cows, don't you worry!

by LingDanc803 August 20, 2023

Turn Cow

General term for any small object, action figure, or toy, that is passed from person to person while playing a board game. When a person possesses the Turn Cow then it is their turn, when their turn is complete they then pass the Turn Cow onto the next player. The use of a Turn Cow may help players avoid missing their turn and will help them to keep track of whose turn is next.

After returning from a snack break while playing Monopoly, we had forgotten whose turn it was, so we checked to see who had the Turn Cow. The Turn Cow was sitting in front Jimmy's seat so we knew that it was his turn.

by vsplendor September 1, 2013

Holy Cow

A bbw who prays over your meat before devouring it.

Have you seen Jill Scott handle a microphone, Holy Cow!

by Cocky Roach August 1, 2024

cow

A type of animal.

That cow is a cow.

by sirsmursalot October 23, 2016

Cow

Ur mums a sket and ur da is a melt big cow of a whore sleez bag

Ur mrs is a right ole sleezy cow of a whore

by Big boy booby December 14, 2020