childe

HOT GINGER RUSSIAN STRAIGHTEST MAN ULL EVER MEET SEXY MF THAT WILL SEDUCE U BY FIHGTING U
p.s i touch grass everyday dw fam 🥰

childe: hey girlie hold still
me: 👰

by amogus balls December 7, 2021

Child Abandon

Abandoning a child

Child abandoning is so wrong

by 459395 June 7, 2023

Small angry child

Small child named Aaden who is always angry for no fucking reason

Small angry child: fuck you!
Hazel: why are you such a brat?!
Small angry child: because I’m small angry child!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022

Child Crasher

The opposite of a Baby Boomer, i.e. Gen Z. Usually the butt of the joke/punching bag for said Boomers to look down on. Whereas Boomers are characterised by living during a time of postwar prosperity, churning out thousands of kids per millisecond, Crashers cannot afford bills, kids, a life, mainly because the job market no longer exists and people need a job to survive.

Baby Boomer: Y'all Gen Z are so lazy, back in my day I walked into a random office, shook the CEOs hand, and got a job right then and there, and I was only 19 back then with five kids. Y'all are so entitled and think...
Child Crasher: *stares in 5000+ job applications and 0 replies*

by WordWorld September 29, 2025

child hunting

child hunting is an occupation where you lurk in a ball pit until a small child comes in then you strike pulling them under and doing a death roll they suffocate and you sell them to homeless people who need food

ima do child hunting

by Jamaican sensation 33333333 September 5, 2018

Child

Me

My name is child

by Child Slayer March 15, 2021

child labor

the meaning of school

child labor is the best way to learn

by bigguywithbigbrain December 29, 2023