Child Crasher

The opposite of a Baby Boomer, i.e. Gen Z. Usually the butt of the joke/punching bag for said Boomers to look down on. Whereas Boomers are characterised by living during a time of postwar prosperity, churning out thousands of kids per millisecond, Crashers cannot afford bills, kids, a life, mainly because the job market no longer exists and people need a job to survive.

Baby Boomer: Y'all Gen Z are so lazy, back in my day I walked into a random office, shook the CEOs hand, and got a job right then and there, and I was only 19 back then with five kids. Y'all are so entitled and think...
Child Crasher: *stares in 5000+ job applications and 0 replies*

by WordWorld September 29, 2025

Child Abandon

Abandoning a child

Child abandoning is so wrong

by 459395 June 7, 2023

Child

TommyInnit

“The child looked on in euphoria as the primes rolled in”

by Followmeonreddit November 22, 2020

Child Predator

The definition of someone wanting to have sex with a child.

Bob: I want to be a child predator!
Alex: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by I'm on MISERY! November 12, 2023

Child meat-shields

Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.

Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

middle child day

August 12- A day to appreciate the middle child in the family by them gifts, give them anything they want so they get a day to them selves.

Susan's favorite day is on August 12 because it's middle child day and she's a middle child.

by gymnastics4eva July 29, 2022

child corn

refers to CSAM or child abuse material used as a way to bypass filters on websites such as Facebook, Tiktok and any other social media that forbids such a word. It is a controversial term to use but subtly hints at what the person is referring to as opposed to using the actual term or using CSAM

I heard he got busted with 100TB of child corn

by ISMPD August 29, 2025