Teacup Child

A child whose guardians treat them like an accessory or pet, neglectfully and to the detriment of the child.

I was a teacup child: my grandparents used to take me everywhere, but once I hit puberty that entire part of my life disappeared.

by Accelerate dog May 14, 2024

Reagan’s child

Typically referencing someone who comes across as ignorant. Especially due to political affiliation. Not because they follow Reagan’s ideology, but more so because Reagan helped dismantle healthcare for mentally ill and mentally disturbed people. Best coupled with ‘Bless Your Heart’

While in a thread on social media, Dave knew his opponent was mentally incompetent. So Dave told his opponent; Bless Your Heart Reagan’s child

by MuscleMouseMike May 19, 2024

child board

like water boarding, but you hold her head down while climaxing in the poi’s mouth

yo! did you hear about how jackson did a child board on his girlfriend

by anonymous May 26, 2024

High Child

Mars / @Human_3562

She is a high child.

by Gogurte_Empire May 29, 2024

gay child and parents

the most amaze gc ever for reals

jim: whos that over there?
bill: oh thats gay child and parents

by stevington_ May 30, 2024

i am going to throw a child off a cliff!

Ok

Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*

by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021

A crazy child

They coocoo in the brain and scratch up your face and bite you like a cat ಠ︵ಠ

Don't tell Jude how the world works he is a crazy child

by Ur mom is gæ November 25, 2021