Assholes

The people in my neighborhood who are setting off fireworks at 1:00 am like my brother in christ im trying to sleep

"Please smash out assholes daddy"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

Assholic

Displaying behavior typical of an asshole; being an asshole.

Calling Jane a bag whore was an assholic comment.

by gryi'sgryhr January 29, 2021

Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.

Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys

by Merkp June 7, 2018

Asshole

You

Fuck you asshole

by Jojwjwjejej June 5, 2024

scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.

Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.

by bear shaver July 13, 2021

Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019

asshole

a worthless piece of crap who goes around treating people badly

That guy over there is such an asshole. All he ever does is treat people like dirt.

by funny fellas May 15, 2014