opportunistic asshole

People who always pick the asshole choice whenever they can do something good/not do something bad.
Dave: Dude did you seriously eat half the brownies I made before anyone else even woke up?
Warbel: You snooze you lose lol
Dave: Fucking opportunistic asshole
by gingerlover123wastaken April 22, 2023
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Little asshole

A living butt hole. The incarnation of a prick. Just basicly a dick. Little shit of a demon. Stay away from little assholes at all cost, they are contagious.

Usually between the ages of 11 to 17
Greg: he was so mean, like he was only 12!
Fred: he’s just a little asshole
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Copy of asshole

A person who doesn't look after their filenames.
You: "Hey, Brad, that new logo you designed for my web site, what's it's filename?"

Brad: "Copy of copy of copy of logo - Copy (3).jpg.zip"

You: "Thanks, copy of asshole"
by adeward September 26, 2017
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a type of religious person who doesn't stop whining because you don't believe the same religion as them. follows you in public to show you their "sky daddy". harasses people for being LGBTQ+
DAMN MAN! did you see that annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god earlier? he was following me to try to "pray the gay away". he said stuff like "Adam and eve, not Adam and Steve"
by bootleg_retard October 09, 2023
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Conditioned Asshole

A person who is an asshole but only to people who deserve it. Eg: a bad person
Jane: I hate bullys

Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine
by Siknedevum January 31, 2020
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asshole nerd

An Intelligence douche cap, that are complete butt holes.
Shaun sowell is considered an asshole nerd
by Nerd classified April 08, 2016
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Poultry Asshole

The receiver/stuffee curls up on the floor like a roasted Christmas bird, the giver/stuffer lubricates their arm with butter and various seasonings while grabbing a handful of mixed veggies (can also substitute trail mix) and inserts stuffing into stuffees asshole.
Bro last night my girl let me give her “Poultry Asshole” for Christmas!
by BigDaddyThunder January 29, 2019
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