half-rack autism

Alcoholism. Commonly and derisively used against an antisocial, asinine dumbshit who can't keep his mouth shut or instigates fights because "it's the alcohol talking". He often uses the term "weaponized autism" on others and thinks he has an excuse for his behavior, whereas people born with autism actually do have an excuse.

Dave: "Are you as sick of Carl as I am?"
Mark: "Yeah, he keeps going on about 'weaponized autism'. Hypocrite...he's got half-rack autism bad. He can fix that but won't. People with autism have an excuse, he doesn't. He needs to man up for once."
Dave: "Got that right."

by Hinkel August 11, 2019

gypped, jewed and sawed in half

To feel you've been taken advantage of (usually financially)

Person1: How much did you sell your TV for?

Person 2: 20 bucks

Person 1: Oh man, you got too little!

Person 2: I know! I feel gypped, jewed and sawed in half!

by DeeBo83 November 08, 2009

half-co-sister-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's wife.

My half-co-sister-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Half Price Car Care

Perth Based company that does car care products. 5 star service too. these guys are awesome

Half Price Car Care, We care about your car

by qwerty-bob December 02, 2019

half-great-great-uncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-great-uncle is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

half sped-re child

Noun. A person exhibiting spasticated and idiotic demeanor, action, or pattern of speach, but is not however afflicted by any legitimate mental defect. Thus making this person a special type of stupid.

That guys a special type of idiot, a real half sped-re child.

by CheddaB225 September 12, 2017

hack-tow rule of half

a sacred rule in which you and your best mate, scavenge whatever food/alcohol is on offer, you then proceed to half EXACTLY the susbstance in which you have accquired

"wewww here, shes pure left a bit of apple pie likeeeeeee, hack-tow rule of half on this cunt likeeeeeeeeee"

by hacktow August 28, 2011