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Dick Sucking Duty

A role strictly limited to sucking dick.
Joe: Hey Bill are you still fucking that Sandy bitch?

Ed: No man she wanted a relationship so I had to demote her to Dick Sucking Duty.
by SCUBA STEVE 22 December 28, 2010
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sucking the king's nipples

To submit to someone; to please someone when you want something from him/her

This was originally a gesture of submission in ancient Ireland. (Yes, literally sucking a king's nipples.)
Person A: Wow, Larry sure is giving his professor a hard time with the C he gave him on his final. I heard he's been calling him non-stop every day.

Person B: What? It's already been a month since our grades came out! It's time to start sucking the king's nipples.
by YourTypicalRedditor2010 July 4, 2010
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Dick Sucking Throat

Soreness located in the back of the throat - sometimes extending as far as from the soft pallet to the upper esophagus - directly related to the act of male felatio. Occasionally referred to as DST.
A: Does Ruby have strep?
B: Nah, she just has a bad case of dick sucking throat.
by ABandRW October 14, 2011
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sucking mad dick

sucking mad dick

1. When someone says some shit that just doesn't make any sense
2. when someone says something that just aint happening.
1.

James: Yo have you ever watched porn before?
Terrell: yea nigga that shit was wack.
James: what?! nigga you sucking mad dick.

2.

Deshawn: Yo my 76ers gon take it next year.
Tyrese: what nigga? you sucking mad dick.
by SavShitOnly May 20, 2016
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Suck My Yellow

1.
informal
To suck ones yellow.

Used majority of the time in a negative light in a similar way to "Suck my Dick".

For reference, "yellow" has nothing to do with a man's penis.

Some would describe it as a gender neutral equivalent to Suck my Dick but I personally would argue otherwise since it has nothing to do with any reproductive organs.
Anon: "hey man, I disagree with you on a subject matter"
Tob: "oh, that's okay"
Anon: "just kidding, haha"
Tob: "fuck you, suck my yellow"
Anon: "please Tobias, stop this"
by HeHasHair November 18, 2017
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Vampiric Suck And Fuck

When you suck on someone's penis and then lightly bite it to draw blood and let the blood cover his cock and then he penetrates your anus and uses the blood as lubricant
by TheKumquatKid January 13, 2021
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suck my fart

it's sad that one should have to actually read what this statement entails, as it's pretty straightforward.... "Suck my fart" is a wish from a person that dislikes another to suck his or her fart. It could probably be incorporated in fetishistic sexplay, if that's your thing. Barring that situation, this is inherently insulting, as it's understood that no one would like to suck anyone else's fart. It's thought to be a wholly unpleasurable, and degrading experience. Originally, it's been utilized as a play on the old adage " eat my dust", or the take offered by the famous "Flo" on the hit TV series "Alice": "Kiss my grits".
version one: "i hate you, so suck my fart"

version two "I love you, would you like to suck my fart?"

version three* "doctor, would you do me the kindness please and suck my fart outta my ass, . my anus burns... it BURNS, doc! Christ it BURRRRRRRRRRNS!!!!"

*this is a rare usage, but still holds true.
by the blotch August 7, 2011
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