by stunna4md February 1, 2024

The act of grabbing a man's crotch and squeezing with the intent of causing the man pain. See also angry michael
Did you see Danny Bonaduce get into a fight with that radio DJ? Danny got him on the ground, got a hold of some crotch, and gave him the angry jackson.
by SimpleFi December 25, 2019

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.
A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.
You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022

Noun
A high-brow, carefully fabricated anal jewel to be worn and remain in the asshole. This lusty device is widely heralded among sex industry workers and the everyday working class Americans. The bedazzled ass plug invites even the most unsung consumer base into a blissful wearing experience, and inspires grit and fortitude for folks to achieve their best.
A high-brow, carefully fabricated anal jewel to be worn and remain in the asshole. This lusty device is widely heralded among sex industry workers and the everyday working class Americans. The bedazzled ass plug invites even the most unsung consumer base into a blissful wearing experience, and inspires grit and fortitude for folks to achieve their best.
by DonKeedix December 21, 2021

Jackson can start off being an asshole but once he knows he can trust you, he's probably the better guy ever. If he's hurt he'll most likely try to hide it, but if you pry at him enough he'll give in and tell you.
Jackson: I'm fine.
Me: Jaaackkk you fuckin liar.
Jackson: I'm fineeeee
Me: BITCH- TELL MEEEE!
Jackson: Fineeeee
Me: Jaaackkk you fuckin liar.
Jackson: I'm fineeeee
Me: BITCH- TELL MEEEE!
Jackson: Fineeeee
by HeyItzTwix December 15, 2019

Jackson Otto is the most perfect guy you will ever meet. He is so amazing in every way. If you look into his eyes you just fall. His blond hair,his smile,his laugh his,cloths his voice, his everything is just so perfect in every way. When you talk to him everything is just easy and he doesn't make anything complicated he's just simply perfect. If you fall in love with a Jackson Otto tell him and tell him how great he really is because he is . If you have a Jackson Otto in your life never let him go because you will regret it for the rest of your life.
Girl 1: Are you still not over him?
Girl 2: i just can't get over him he's the one that got away.
Girl 1: who?
Girl 2:it's Jackson Otto it's always been Jackson Otto...
Girl 2: i just can't get over him he's the one that got away.
Girl 1: who?
Girl 2:it's Jackson Otto it's always been Jackson Otto...
by 2712<3 January 25, 2018
