Backhoe Cracker

A white boy who operates heavy equipment

Uncle Jett's a backhoe cracker.

by Notabackhoecracker November 22, 2024

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.

Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby

by soos September 18, 2021

CrackER

A term for a really white person. Most of the time people use this term when calling a white guy a crackER with the hard R. I like using this word because its like the Buad word/ but for white people.

Fuck you CrackER

by Cracker Lord November 6, 2022

Cream cracker

Fuck head

Timmy is a cream cracker

by Semaj nihcam March 20, 2019

Mad ass cracker

A mad cracker. Aka. M.A.C..

Mad ass cracker is defined by me

by B.Hunt May 1, 2021

cheezin crackers

laughin' ass white bitches. if you're white and you are incredibly high and are laughing super hard. you are literally cheezin crackers. cause you're cheesin out cause you're baked. and you crackers cause you're white.

friend 1: that was hilarious man!
friend a: i know, right? that shit had us like a pack of cheezin crackers!

by sizzy sparks June 29, 2011

toasty cracker

A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.

Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.

by Toasty Cracker January 3, 2016