Stosh wood

Stosh wood is water logged, Termite infested, over priced feces covered firewood.

"Wow this fire wood is real stosh wood"
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.

by Harleyquin1319 February 11, 2015

Pull wood

1. To yank your crank.

2. When a woman is looking for a man to have intercourse.

1. He struck out so he's gonna have pull wood.

2. She's going to the club to pull wool.

by Yomamawant1 February 08, 2017

Indio Woods

typically a male with a large penis

“woah! did you see the size of that thing?”
“that must be Indio Woods”.

by elise perella May 09, 2022

wood bee

Woodbee is the term for a girl who is about to be wed to a boy.

The female who is being married to a boy is referred to as a woodbee.
Technically same as fiancee.

Man:- why are you not attending my call, girl:-i am not interested.
Man:- look, you're my wood bee, don't forget that.

by NezukoCHA June 09, 2023

zeb wooding

a person

oh look, its zeb wooding.

by sproutyy April 04, 2022

Wood Guardian

A protector of wood. AKA a condom.

Not without a Wood Guardian...

by jstejste April 14, 2011

big wood 22

the literal definition of toxic masculinity

wow i wish i was big wood 22

by bigwood22 May 26, 2019