personality like a 'can of dog food'

A subjective personality type where the individual looks boring, plain (and even unappealing) on the outside even when they try to put a fun spin on themselves (usually because they try too hard to be likable), then when you crack them open (depending on your personality type) you realize... they are actually a pretty gross on the inside. However there are other people who do like them a LOT for whatever reason (dogs), these individuals tend to flock to them immediately, either in defense of them or to basically eat them up, often offering some of the person's bullshit up to others who usually tell them either, 'I'm good' or 'eww, gross', to which they immediately take offense.

Dude, you should watch the Legend of Korra it is SO amazing.

Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'

Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!

by Muttemor May 3, 2021

national kick a tall person day

october 14

oh it’s national kick a tall person day i’m gonna kick you now

by ekoz October 13, 2021

All the personality of an airport departure lounge

(adj.) Very boring and repetitive. Unpopular, monotonous and insipid

The employee walked into her boss' office and claimed he had all the personality of an airport departure lounge.

by Banastre July 16, 2004

PCSD - Personal Computer Stress Disorder

Personal Computer Stress Disorder comes from dealing with the chaotic world of Windows. Viruses, crashing software, blue screen of death, three finger salute, are all sources of this stress.

My psychiatrist diagnosed me with PCSD - Personal Computer Stress Disorder and prescribed the replacement of all of my PCs with Macs.

by nygeek September 19, 2013

National yeet a short person day

On October 21st, you can throw anyone under 5' 6". No permission required.

Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2

by Parsunic October 18, 2021

Throw the shortest person you know

A day when you can throw the shortest person you know on the 2nd of November

Dwayne Johnson : do you know what today is
Kevin hart:no
Dwayne Johnson : throw the shortest person you know day
Kevin hart: Oh no

by I’mthattwin October 28, 2020

international hit a tall person day

On the 30th of november, you can officially hit a tall person.

What date is it?
It’s international hit a tall person day
Oh no...

by L3ttuceee October 10, 2020