Snood Dude

An old guy with a floppy cock

Dude, that snood dude couldn’t please a supermodel if she begged for it.

by Recycled Big Chimpin February 25, 2023

Dude Ranching

Using Ranch Dressing to aid one in fondling one's genitals, or those of someone else, to cause sexual pleasure.

My dudes and I were "dude ranching" with delight all night, but we didn't have time to clean up the ranch or get dressed before my parent came home from the opera.

by DudeRanchIT February 26, 2023

dude vfu

Dude vfu is when some dude messes up some crap and eff you isnt insulting enough.

Dude vfu, you messed it all up!

by anonymous February 27, 2023

Dude Ranch Dookie

When you have to take a massive dump. Also if being at a ranch on the country side. Abbreviation DRD can be also be used.

Man… I feel like I’ve gotta take a massive dude ranch dookie right now.

BRB, I gotta take that DRD if ya’ know what I’m sayin’.

My intestinal organs feel like they’ve gotta DRD right now.

by SAR_KyuGo March 5, 2023

Dude Limit

Men being glorified for doing the bare minimum and that's their limit for being good.

I'm crushing over that man for crossing the dude limit by an inch.

by a_lady_bee March 6, 2023

Duded

When a guy you’re interested in calls you “dude”, and ultimately friend-zones you.

Tess: “You know Tian?”
Emma: “Yeah the one you wanted to hook-up with?”

Tess: “He just duded me”
Emma: “Awh I’m sorry”

by Jazzystar101 March 22, 2023

dude brain syndrome

When a guy over reacts to a situation that is triggered by a female , loved one , family member. They will see’s red , they would become uncontrollable, no one is safe , jumps to conclusions ( creating scenarios that haven’t happened or potentially happened ) with or with out evidence. Could potentially lead to breaking stuff , showing up places unwarranted , major freaking out , lots of cursing , yelling , long detailed text , lots of voicemails . Essentially going off the deep end .

Gregg found out his girl was texting another guy . Gregg got dude brain syndrome and lost his mind and was creating scenarios in his head and freaking out about anything and everything on her.

by Antics23 March 31, 2023