dude

someone with a penis

i have a big dude on my side

by TheRealGoku November 2, 2022

Dude Ranching

Using Ranch Dressing to aid one in fondling one's genitals, or those of someone else, to cause sexual pleasure.

My dudes and I were "dude ranching" with delight all night, but we didn't have time to clean up the ranch or get dressed before my parent came home from the opera.

by DudeRanchIT February 26, 2023

postal dude

the only gingervitis patient we should respect

i appreciate the postal dude for always efficiently and quickly delivering my mail to me through the US Postal Service. The Postal dude is so glorious BEST POSTAL DUDE EVER

by napalmontoast May 25, 2025

that one dude

its just that one dude

hey its that one dude

by Natertater1633 November 14, 2020

dude

An infected hair on an elephants butt.

While visiting the local zoo, the proctologist examined the dude pro bono.

by DaHunck April 5, 2015

Dude Slop

When a guy comes on another guy’s face during a threesome and mixing

Thomas got his dude slop over Nathan during that threesome last night

by Ghuuuu October 15, 2025

Parker the dude

A quirky guy who is very nice and weird. Most girls just want to be his friend. He is also that one guy who screams like a girl getting a new phone.

Person 1: Have you seen Parker?
Person 2: Yah he is so nice
Person 1: He screams like a girl
Person 2: He is such a Parker the dude.

by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019