An infertile and retarded giant. He is an unfortune to everyone around it and has the beefiest of sausages. I hate this man with my soul what a cunt.
by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023
Get the Jacob mug.by 28Avocados February 3, 2023
Get the Jacob mug.An absolute masculine beast that works harder than anyone for what they want. Is such a huge fucking flame filled boulder of a man that if he took five shots of test it would make him less of one.
“Look bro he’s benching 405x20 and he’s got 3 girls with him and drives a gtr nismo”
“He’s such a fucking Jacob”
“He’s such a fucking Jacob”
by exceptionul February 5, 2023
Get the Jacob mug.Jacob one of the most dreamiest person you will ever meet he is hot, caring and loving he will be the most sweetest guy you will ever meet he doesn't care about money all he cares is about you so if u have a Jacob try to keep him in your life and never let him down.
Person 1: OMG LOOK ITS JACOB
Person 2: he's so dreamy🤤
Person 3: HE'S GONNA BE MINE
Person 4: NO HE'S GONNA BE MINE
Person 2: he's so dreamy🤤
Person 3: HE'S GONNA BE MINE
Person 4: NO HE'S GONNA BE MINE
by SpunkyComet February 10, 2023
Get the Jacob mug.1. the combining of two idioms, which has the effect of confusing the audience, rather than clarifying the intention.
2. the incorrect application of a single idiom, which leaves the audience mystified.
2. the incorrect application of a single idiom, which leaves the audience mystified.
Examples of a Jacobism are:
1. We'll "pull it out of the ball park". "Do you mean, 'Pull if out of the bag' or 'Hit it out of the ball-park'?"
2. We're "barking up the wrong track". "So are we 'on the wrong track' and 'barking up the wrong tree'?"
3. We'll need "a three eyes check". "You mean a four eyes check?"
4. We need to "get our ducks on a plane". "So we need to get our ducks in a row? Why do they need to be on a plane?"
1. We'll "pull it out of the ball park". "Do you mean, 'Pull if out of the bag' or 'Hit it out of the ball-park'?"
2. We're "barking up the wrong track". "So are we 'on the wrong track' and 'barking up the wrong tree'?"
3. We'll need "a three eyes check". "You mean a four eyes check?"
4. We need to "get our ducks on a plane". "So we need to get our ducks in a row? Why do they need to be on a plane?"
by AnInsight February 10, 2023
Get the Jacobism mug.They’re normally men or boys who are built like pennywise, they are very awkward around their crushes and tend to wanna dry hump them. They are total attention seekers who casually dress like an Edgar, and joke about serious topics. They normally can’t get over past girlfriends/crushes cause once they fall they fall hard. They’ll act like your slave if they really like you and tend to hate their girl’s friends. If it’s not the Jacob from Twilight, he’s probably very unattractive
Noemi: “Ew Jacob just said he wants to make out with me!”
Juliet: “That’s fucking nasty”
Lily: “Yeah and I heard he was a virgin”
Juliet: “That’s fucking nasty”
Lily: “Yeah and I heard he was a virgin”
by ReebokWearingPickMe February 12, 2023
Get the Jacob mug.a dirty jacob is when a guy fucks and cums in a girl's pussy, then forces her to suck him off and clean him up.
Guy1: "bro i gave ashleigh a dirty jacob yesterday"
Guy2: "no way man! did she like it?"
Guy1: "hell yeah she took it like a slut!"
Guy2: "no way man! did she like it?"
Guy1: "hell yeah she took it like a slut!"
by shadyladyfucker123 February 14, 2023
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