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Self circumsition

When you masturbate without cutting your nails first and you cut your dick.
I jerked off last night and didn't cut my nails so I had a little self circumsition
by Jsummers33 January 18, 2017
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Self-Made Beauty

The phrase was first coined by brand Sally Hansen, which was founded by a self-made woman (Sally Hansen) in 1946, to refer to self-made women taking beauty into their own hands, and was launched as an advertising campaign by the Sally Hansen brand in 2017. The concept is based on research that beauty is much more meaningful, fulfilling and empowering if you do it yourself.
Your power-suit really brings out your self-made beauty!
by selfmadewoman September 27, 2017
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self-esteam

What Thomas and his coal-and-water-powered friends on the Island of Sodor each diligently strive to maintain in themselves, and to help improve in each other, as well.
Sir Topham Hat, Mr. Conductor, C-Junior, the station-masters and engineers and firemen and conductors, and the rest of the human-supervisors-and-operators team always give the engines praise where it's due, in an ongoing effort to keep their iron-horse friends' self-esteam up to snuff.
by QuacksO July 4, 2019
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Self Inflicted Dick Punch

When you throat blast a girl and then proceed to punch her throat containing your penis
Dude I Self Inflicted Dick Punched that girl so hard last night. She needed vocal chord surgery. Do i feel bad? No, not at all.
by Picklerickkk69 June 20, 2018
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Self Defense

When someone tries to beat you up so you beat them up to stop them from beating you up.
Person 1 used self defense when Person 2 tried to chase him and grab his weapon. Person 2 seemed to have intent of harming Person 1.
by Based Cow November 18, 2021
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self-report

A term that originated from the 2018 game Among Us, in which it would describe a player reporting a dead body that they themselves had killed; its use has since been expanded to describe any action by a person that unnecessarily draws attention to something negative about themselves. It is similar to a Freudian slip, but it does not require the person to make an accidental error; their words or actions are typically deliberate, and the person may already be perfectly aware of the negative connotations of their conduct.
Original Use
Player 1: I found this body in the communications room.
Player 2: I checked the vitals monitor a few seconds ago and no one was dead, this kill must have just happened.
Player 3: Is this a self-report?

Current Use
Person A: I like when people post about funny things they do to get out of doing work at their jobs, it really makes everyone seem a bit more human.
Person B: Fair, although the self-report can often get a person fired if they post using their actual name, so I wouldn't recommend joining them anytime soon, okay?
by MidniteLRG June 27, 2024
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