Staying for soup

To be the drunkest guest at an afternoon Scotch tasting on Christmas Eve… and being oblivious to crashing the host’s dinner.

He tried just about every Scotch within 2 hours and ended up staying for soup.

by Pinicitis December 24, 2023

Quantum Chicken Soup Grass Big Chungus

量子チキンスープグラ ス チュングス; Japanese gibberish that makes sense when read in English.

"量子チキンスープグラ ス チュングス !"
(translation: Quantum Chicken Soup Grass Big Chungus)

".....what?"

by anonymous December 26, 2023

Soup Can

When the pain hits and you gotta shit and there is no holding back it it comes out like a upside down open soup can that has been popped by a church key.

Giants Fan: Damn dude you are sweating after the bathroom.
King Sod: Bro that Philly cheese was greasy and I had to take a soup can before I filled my britches up.

by Mr. SOD December 30, 2023

Soup Dumplings

Someone who craves the ass, licking and kissing the anal, a lot of tongue is involved. They would much rather have soup dumplings.

That Texas baddie eats up soup dumplings, she claims to not be hungry, but slurps up the soup

by Texasbaddie1 January 7, 2024

Toilet Soup

A soup made in the toilet consisting of toilet water, urine and feces.

This toilet soup is delicious!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Burnt soup

They way the house smells from too much sex or masterbation.

I love Julie, but home girl is on the wand and her crib smells like burnt soup.

by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 5, 2023

Sean Stanley Soup Spoon

Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face

I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon

by Wutarmellun April 6, 2023