Retardant

A type of cologne a dumb fucker wears that keeps the women away.

Dan must have the retardant on cause all the women are running away!

by anonymous December 22, 2023

Buterfull retard

A way for a friends to call them handsome or pretty but in a meaner way

My girl friend is a Buterfull retard

by TacoYt February 12, 2022

retard milk

the freshly squeezed essence of a retard's teet

'ey bro get me a glass of retard milk, would ya?

by streetmayonnaise May 1, 2020

Retard

Joe Biden/the democratic party

"Uh, umm, uhh, er...former prime minister, uh, liked to take baths up...anyways." - Biden painfully attempting to recall the name of famous WW2 British leader Winston Churchill during a sit-down with the current British PM (hence why joe biden is a retard)

by B~man August 17, 2023

Retardness

Refer to the art of being a retard

Look at Nicky go, his retardness if flawless.

by unrealbeam May 20, 2021

Retarded

An adjective originally coined by the professional medical community to denote an individual who was "delayed or held back" in perpetuity since birth, or shortly thereafter. Colloquially, it pejoratively assumes an individual was previously tarded at some point, and is now RE-tarded.

Tim: You just tried to skate down that hill with no wheels on your board, that's retarded man.
Tom: Piss off wankercheese, I've never even been tarded before in my life.
Tim: Well you are now asswaffle!!

by wacky wafer July 12, 2022

Retard

Name used for someone who either makes a really dumb decisions or is themselves really dumb.

I offered my patient with diagnosed kidney cancer surgical removal of it, but he refused and instead decided to use herbs to heal himself. What a fucking retard.

by Tomsow(12) November 25, 2019