The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.

Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2024

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Rust In Piece

When one is so far ahead of their competition it no longer remains entertaining

The home team was a Rust in Piece

by the generic turtle March 11, 2022

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piece of the rock

question asked by many gay men in California during the early AIDS crisis. Underground lingo for did you sleep with actor Rock Hudson.

Wayne asked Darren has he has a piece of the rock.

by calfisox May 06, 2007

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Closet Piece

a girl who is friends with a guy and the guy secretly has feelings for the girl but doesn't want to show them because the girl isn't the typical aesthetic norm that they would date

TAYLOR: I really like Luke...
BRIANA: Well, does Luke like you back?
TAYLOR: Yes, but he won't do anything about it!
BRIANA: Why not? If he likes you, there shouldn't be a problem.
TAYLOR: I'm not a size zero, I'm short and my thighs are too thick... He won't date me because I don't look like all the other girls. But, he still fucks me every now and then.
BRIANA: Damn, you're his closet piece.

by boosadleys April 13, 2016

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