phone

this is for my mom.

phone is an electronic device and it can NOT cause physical pain (in most cases).
so NO, my back doesn't hurt just because i sat on my phone for some time.

kid: mom, my stomach hurts a little.
mom: oh yeah no wonder it does. its all because of that damn phone.

by catnamedpat June 11, 2022

phoned

like rlly high

“dudeeee i got so phoned last night i heard voices”

by 413X4 June 14, 2022

phoned

code word for realllyyy high

“broo i’m so phoned rn”

by 413X4 June 18, 2022

Phonemo

When everyone but you has access to their phone

Hey. Guys, put your phones away, you’re giving me phonemo

by natt June 24, 2022

Phoneboy

Possibly one of the greatest indie rock bands to ever rock the world

Man “Phoneboy” is such a good band. Can’t wait for their new album

by I like Phoneboy July 27, 2022

phone hole

when you're sucked in to your phone's photo gallery for an infinite amount of time scrolling through pictures and reliving memories.

sorry, i was sucked in to a phone hole again.

by loos3_fix August 1, 2022

phonegender

when you want to fuck a phone because of a picture

if you are phonegender

your mom needs to take every single phone away my man

by gachakidslayer123 August 5, 2022