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cow-rimmer

An individual who enjoys licking a fat persons butthole after they defecate.
Geez man, I didn’t know ION was such a cow-rimmer. Someone check up on him.
by MacharyZentzer April 30, 2025
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Moo Cow Kitty Fuckmilk

A girl that is so self centered that she could care less who or how she hurts her man, as long as she is getting someones jizz.
I had no idea that I had fallen in love with a Moo Cow Kitty Fuckmilk kinda girl....
by Frank (The Wiseguy) White September 10, 2021
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Cow

Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo. Moo moo moo moo. Moo moo moo moo. Moooooo.
by I’mEmoTrashPleaseHelp June 29, 2018
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snow cow

Commonly a very overweight young woman or college girl in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Due to the excessively long and dark winters, out of sheer boredom, young women tend to consume mass quantities of cheap high calorie dorm food and guzzle buckets of overpriced fruit flavored craft beer while avoiding exercise. These bad habits result in rapid weight gain to the point where the once trim and fit high school senior who is now a college freshman now resembles a Texas heifer in a stockyard.
My old HS girlfriend used to be a super fit cheerleader. After a year in the UP at college, she's a major snow cow who looks like a brown bear about to hibernate.
by Vinnie from Chicago December 30, 2024
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Let the cows out

Inadvertently or otherwise telling something said in confidence; i.e. "letting the cat out of the bag," or "spilling the beans."
I can't believe you trusted her with your secret; she will always let the cows out!
by Hamfat December 29, 2018
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Fuckish Cows

How Mr. Anderson writes Turkish rows.
Make sure you do at least three sets of fuckish cows.
by Frenchtard March 22, 2024
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vain cow

“Vain Cow” (adjective, noun)

1. an extension upon the original “cow” insult, except add the “vain”

a) “vain” -To no avail, useless
2.1 useless fat bitch.

2.2 a phrase used to describe an ignorant person when they exert another opinion to the public.
Oh my god, you aren’t ready for the real world you vain cow”
by shaolint July 19, 2023
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