wisconsin cow cheese

When somebody likes to eat cow nuts covered with cheese

dude wisconsin cow cheese tastes like a sweety ball sack

by cowcheesee April 13, 2010

Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom

Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.

by Wise Man of much Wisdom May 08, 2022

Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023

Cow Patty

When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.

Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home

by thatausguy July 23, 2019

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 August 17, 2017

slut cow

A term to describe a woman who tried to steal your man but everyone has been with this women and to be a slut cow you must be bigger than a cow but think your as small as a corn stalk

Look at Tracy she is slut cowing again

by LovemeSteaveen December 20, 2016

when someone is cooler than the cow

alternate version of "when pigs fly"

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"

by October 06, 2022