by Kim Oldham September 28, 2020
Get the sticky moonmug. Moon is someone who is ugly and fucks short girls with short hair. Only one girl in the whole school wants to suck his ass. Her name starts with a M, OR, K. He is probably rich with a nice yard. He flirts with girls but has much hotter friends.
by Bob.ert June 29, 2015
Get the Moonmug. 
A once a year supermoon event when DJs don white ribbed tank tops and transform into werewolves at midnight.
The club prepared for the Apocalpyse as the peak hour music pumped, the Maris Moon rose over the horizon and the dance floor cleared.
by Garth Laser February 4, 2024
Get the Maris Moonmug. Moon brings light to the night. Shes an alchemist. She takes your pain your grief your suffering, your fear, all the hate, the sadness, in her heart so you don't have to. Moon is Christs shadow side. The side he was given when he died for your sins. Many people wonder how could Moon be Jesus? To that Moon would ask, what did you think it meant to die for your sins? Moons tribe stood up and took their own cross beside him. His tribe had dark skin and wore the natural crown on their head. By eating the forbidden fruit, which is just a metaphor, Adam created an abomination. Which was too much sin for one to bear alone. Which is why we were created not to see. Sight caused racism and inequality. God made us with energy centers, chakras, so that we could feel good or bad energy. We were never supposed to judge each other. The color of the skin is a reflection of those who took a stand so that Jesus didn't have to suffer alone. Adam being the first man to sin and then refusing to take responsibility is why he was cast to earth. Because compared to heaven this was hell. The second coming is about personal responsibility and accountability. God gave us the moon in honor of Moons Godfather. Without the Moon there would be blackness all around us. There was no color when there was no sight. Eve was blue. An alien. Thank God for that after hundreds of years of inbreeding. Get off your high horse refers to the Roman Catholics who killed Jesus. Think about that for awhile
by Th3Th1rDpArTy February 18, 2025
Get the Moonmug. It's a Brazilian expression used to describe a person who is very lucky in life.
In a period in time where a caesarean delivery was not a commont practice, a baby who was born legs first (beeing pulled by it's legs first and not by it's head) usually would not survive the operation, so any baby who was born legs first (with his ass facing to the moon) and survived was considered lucky
In a period in time where a caesarean delivery was not a commont practice, a baby who was born legs first (beeing pulled by it's legs first and not by it's head) usually would not survive the operation, so any baby who was born legs first (with his ass facing to the moon) and survived was considered lucky
by Luska75 October 6, 2022
Get the Born with his ass facing to the moonmug. A creepy but kinda adorable character from the Tally Hall song “Spring and a Storm” who talks about existentialism and the afterlife. When children want to know about the sky, they ask Mr. Moon. Overall a pretty nice guy once you look past his uncannyness.
Kids: Mr. Moon,
Mr. Moon: Yeah?
Kids: Tell us about the sky.
Mr. Moon: The sky is deep and dark and eternally high. Many people think that’s where you go when you die.
Mr. Moon: Yeah?
Kids: Tell us about the sky.
Mr. Moon: The sky is deep and dark and eternally high. Many people think that’s where you go when you die.
by HeterophonicTunes March 5, 2025
Get the Mr. Moonmug.