A smart and hilarious kid who likes to play sports. He LOVES video games and playing them with his friends. He also doesn't like his siblings.
by DragonShadow99999999 August 27, 2019

Hello I am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.
Noah is a bitch
by I selled my wife for... November 24, 2020

by Sharon Borger April 8, 2025

by bigballs-2904 April 26, 2025

Noah, is the most amazing GIRL you will ever meet! Because Noah is not only a boys name ofcourse.
She’s hot and dangerous! She could steal your boy anytime, without trying.
She also is super sweet and absolutely adorable.
You simple will not find a better person than her she is the best you will ever meet. She is the queen!
Not to forget she’s also very cool and funny ;)
That’s it for now
Boy1: Wow I wish I had a noah by my side!
Boy2: Yes absolutely I want her so bad
Boy1: Well we don’t stand a change with a perfect girl like that
She’s hot and dangerous! She could steal your boy anytime, without trying.
She also is super sweet and absolutely adorable.
You simple will not find a better person than her she is the best you will ever meet. She is the queen!
Not to forget she’s also very cool and funny ;)
That’s it for now
Boy1: Wow I wish I had a noah by my side!
Boy2: Yes absolutely I want her so bad
Boy1: Well we don’t stand a change with a perfect girl like that
Noah is a perfect girl
by Smokeysoy August 26, 2020

He is cute and amazing and everyone wants to be his friend but he might look cute and nice on the inside and outside but don’t get on his bad side with that cute face he can trick anybody
Anyone will want him as a freind
Anyone will want him as a freind
Hi Noah
by People life May 24, 2021

A selfish piece of shit that only thinks of himself and doesn’t care about anyone around him. Noah is definitely not the type of guy you want to be around, because he’s unfunny and retarded. This is why Noah gets absolutely no bitches, and even if he does talk to some girls, he scares them away after a few days of them talking to his boring personality. If you do meet a kind hearted and genuine guy named Noah, you’re definitely a lucky person, because those people are hard to find.
Girl 2: What happened to that guy you were talking to?
Girl 1: He’s a total weirdo!
Girl 2: No wonder his name is Noah.
Girl 1: He’s a total weirdo!
Girl 2: No wonder his name is Noah.
by dreadheadlover545 June 17, 2023
