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Matthew

The old english definition for the name Matthew is as follows: A faggot, a very gay weak skinnyfat dumb estrogen riddled nigger loving gay homosexual. Matthews can't stop saying terms such as "I want cock" or "I would love a big fat nigger penis up my rectum"
Friend one: Yo do you see that gay looking skinny guy with the huge black guy.

Me: Yeah it's Matthew
by ADOLFNUMBAONE November 6, 2023
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Matthew

Matthew is a gambling addict that cant put the cards down and is constantly fishing for chicks that hate him and will never get with him because of all of his issues
wow i really hate matthew
by titty gobbler January 2, 2022
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Matthew

Don't be like a Matthew, getting mad over a Jett nerf.
by Rufertei August 9, 2022
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Matthew

Piece of ugly weak ass shit who can't shut up or be happy around friends. Needs to calm tf down, stop getting so attached, and be a better friend.
by A really fuckass guy November 22, 2021
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The worst largest dick (personality ) he ignores you when you say you like him and then he bullies you with your ex friend and he never says sorry but then he comes back to you begging he wants to be friends with you
“Matthew is a beggar
by Leahtheweirdo July 28, 2021
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Matthew Shields

A man with a chode
Oh hey Matthew Shields
“Sup, I got a chode”
by Didlofaggins January 17, 2020
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Mia matthews

Mia is a smart girl/lady she is very clever she can find out things very fast she is kind and thoughtful about others
Some guy: today is a sad day

Mia matthews: don’t worry I will buy you some food
Some guy: thank you this just made my day
by Randomizer999 October 2, 2022
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