Mud crust

The dry mud on a swamp donkey when it goes home

Look at the swamp donkey leaving a trail of her mud crust everywhere

by anonymous April 20, 2023

Mississippi Mud Bath

While your brother or sister is Laying on their stomach, Put a funnel in their ass. Fill the funnel with hot water and proceed to dip your balls in funnel and have the other person shart, than have them fart for the jacuzzi effect.

I could use a Mississippi mud bath right now on this cold wet night

by Jacuzzi January 20, 2022

Louisiana mud

The viscous secretion from an unclean greasy butthole.

I pulled out of chad and my dick was covered in his Louisiana mud.

by TheJuddy March 23, 2017

Mud Gripping

The act of shitting into your palms and pressing them together so that each hand is evenly coated, upon frosting thy palms you then proceed to aggressively masturbate to orgasm while breathing only through your nose.

Had to take scissor lift past a window at work last night and saw a Tranny in there cranking hog with shit covered mitts! I actually witnessed someone MUD GRIPPING in the wild!

by SkumKrank August 27, 2025

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit

“may we all be mud monsters”

by lowkeychloerose April 16, 2022

Mud beard

Mud beard is when you lick the anus and a hemroird burst into the beard of the mans beard

I was eating some ass and got me a mud beard!

by Archerforpresident February 26, 2017

in the mud

you say that when someone fails in the game trackmania

fuck i fail.
you are in the mud

by inthemud January 16, 2023