Your MOM

The one you never had.

"MOM WHERE ARE YOU GOING"
"I'm going to get some milk"
-Never comes back-(ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
Your MOM is one of the parents who left your on the side of the parking lot or left you with your dad

thinking she gone and got some milk.

by Bruh urban is your ded nan December 16, 2020

Your mom

A widely used insult by children under the age of 11 or the fifth grade, meant to affect the victim by involving their maternal figure.

Chad: Bro guess what?

Rodney: What?

Chad: I kissed a girl last night!

Rodney: Liar! Who was it!?

Chad: Your mom!

by xx_epicgamerpromaster69_xx December 17, 2020

Ur mom

Someone who has fucked me.

Hey, I just came back from your house and I just did ur mom. ;)

by JaKhaki_Twin December 21, 2020

Ur mom

The hottest milf ever, she is so hot, genuinely, how did someone so hot make you?

Ur mom

by Peanut_22008 November 22, 2021

your mom

literally the best comeback to anything.

Person 1: OW! I just banged my toe!
You: And I just banged your mom!
Person 1: e

by c0mp1ex_val November 2, 2021

Trance Mom

A mom who listens to trance music, thus revealing her past participation in raves, EDM festivals, or similar lifestyle events.

Your mom is a total trance mom. I saw her dancing in the kitchen to a Ferry Corsten song.

by GCBDad November 16, 2021

california mom

extremely underweight woman with green hair who has a 5 year old daughter and 8 year old son who are on a strict vegan diet. Forced her 5 year old daughter to come out as pansexual even though shes straight. Has a 6'3 black husband with a 15 incher uncircumsized cock.

Bro, this california mom tried to suck my cock because it was black heritage month.

by ceoofsexandaverysexyman October 9, 2021