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by anonymous November 21, 2023
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yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.
“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!
by Garfieldington February 16, 2024
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yo mama

yo mama so fat when she sit on your phone it become a ipad
yo mama to dum she trid to clime mountain dew
by bluieh September 13, 2021
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Ya Mama

Ya mama is a comeback to say when you run out of things to say back. It can be a mean way or in a sexual way.
Boy 1: Where were you last night?
Boy 2: At "ya mama".
by bella.the.lesbo December 4, 2020
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joe mama

joe mama tickl tues at throw am
oh did joe mama fly away with yo house
by uwuslayqueenyas August 14, 2023
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Zucchini Mama

A woman who likes to garden, can foods, eats healthy to an extreme extent, like, always has a mason jar full of concoctions they’re drinking, makes herbal tinctures, is likely, primarily a vegetarian, can have unkempt hair and can be either very quiet or very loud, no in between, has a good heart but can make you feel judged from time to time, but you put up with it because without your local Zucchini Mama, you wouldn’t know how to dress your wounds and you wouldn’t get boxes of zucchini’s and tomatoes fresh from the garden dropped off at your house randomly and you’ll never know a person who’s more willing to lend a helping hand in just about any situation.
Wow, you’re grandma is such a zucchini mama!
You can always count on a zucchini mama!
Here comes the zucchini mama!
by Untz-Cracker July 27, 2021
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Mama onutu

Some husbandless woman that owns 2 orphan kids often used as a insult to someone meaning that they're an orphan
Razvan: Da-te-n mama onutu
Rares: Te drecu
by Vasile Miron October 6, 2022
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