Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"I heard Davey was too long in the shower that's why he didn't come to work"

by Boredom888 June 10, 2018

Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"Heard about that guy who took too long in the shower" " yeah I heard he nearly died "

by Boredom888 June 10, 2018

long nips

When the temperature reaches below the level of comfort and your nips grow three times the size

James: Wow! Its cold out

Michael: Oh yeah it is, I got me long nips.

by Spicy_Meatballlz May 14, 2018

long orange

A massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive schlong

I have a long orange

by Karakas March 28, 2018

Long Boy

An orange cylinder and ironic meme. First used in an anonymous Facebook post by Special Meme Fresh

"HAHA Long boy"
"What?"

by Storm_15 April 9, 2018

long shorts

A FAT fuck that needs a special desk and thinks he can rap

Dont be a long shorts

by Danman255 May 17, 2018

Far long range weapon

Something my stupid friend said when he had a shot gun

Far long range weapon

by Polar_ArtzAlot July 21, 2019