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Mr. Johnston

The best high school gym teacher. (P.s. Tommy is a moron)
by Olysseuzss May 12, 2022
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R.J. (A Randy Johnson)

Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!
by Chris Miller March 22, 2023
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Mrs. Johnston's new hat

Hey Orel, how's Mrs. Johnston's new hat?
by Eggzylofone February 22, 2024
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SGT. Johnson

A way for people to name someone that has a large penis without saying so outright
"Hey girl, how wqs SGT. Johnson last night?"
by Dembk June 6, 2024
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