Janitorial Jizz January

When it takes you the whole month of January to clean all the jizz from Destroy Dick December.

Damn that’s a lot of jizz from Destroy Dick December! Get ready for Janitorial Jizz January!

by Profstrange December 1, 2018

january 11

The day where you HAVE to get a new crush. If you're not with them yet, they're not worth it!

them: its january 11!
you: i dont like you anymore sorry
them:but its my birthday! :(
you:sucks for you

by ur best fried friend :) January 10, 2022

January

A person that name starts with an A and they aere the best boyfriend they are very tall they are handsome caring and fine asf

Damn who is that ?
Idk but their fine asf
Oh he was born on January 3

by Wooooooooooooooo😑😑 November 23, 2021

January 17

Go bye ur siblings someone

It’s January 17th ! Tht means go buy ur sibling something

by zzainab_rrehman August 7, 2021

January

Someone who only goes to the gym a few times a year, or who has only recently gone from reading online about fitness to exercising in real life.

"I'll just do something bodyweight at home... I don't want to deal with all the Januaries."

"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."

by theprotomen February 17, 2017

January 12

In this day the most beautiful, smart and kind person was born, Rosnell, once you can truly see yourself being with for the rest of your life. He's the one you'd die for.

Rosnell is a guy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, caring and also my smile (which is very rare to see), could make the strongest of hearts melt. His music taste is amazing and i always know how to lighten the mood.

-Sup rosnell wanna shart

-Bro you're amazing, I'm glad you were born in January 12
-Bro January 12 is the birthday of a legend
my discord is Rosnell#2579

by ArthurThePro September 12, 2020

January

who tf names a kid a month 💀

Person 1 - Bro, Annie named her kid January 💀
Person 2 - Bro 💀

by Depresso-Expresso April 4, 2022