Jake

If you have the name Jake or no anyone called Jake they are more likely to be really angry so do not try and speak to him because you will most likely get told to kill yourself or get called a ugly slag

Jake

by Ndjsbssk August 19, 2021

jamie x jake

The worst thing in the world. NO future, NO hope. Everything sucks.

"I don't like Jamie x Jake"

by idontshipit June 19, 2018

Jake McKell

Any person named Jake McKell has to have a small deche. They are attracted to flat chested females and have an extremely pimply dick.

*Liv walks down the beach*

Jake McKell stares at her ( Visibly Obvious Erection appears )

Liv: Jake you ok?
Jake: Y-y-yes
Jake ejaculates
Liv: Ewww
Jake: Come back Liv

by AwwwwYeaaaahhMixxThattLeaaan May 7, 2019

Jake

That one friend that you want to punch. Can’t tackle and tends to remind you of your morning deuce.

Look at this jackass, he reminds me of my buddy Jake

by Hecz7 April 27, 2023

Jake Pauler of the Century

Patrick Kearney. That's it, that's the Jake Pauler of the century.

Yo who's Jake Pauler of the century this time around?
Oh it's Patrick Kearney.

by BungusBoi June 16, 2021

Jake

Jake is a very bland person. He may try to say he’s the best because he has an accent (which is fair) but don’t let him trick you! He is very mid… on the other hand. ERIKA. She’s not mid, she’s better then mid. But jake, he mid.

Jake is so mid

by Hidden. January 31, 2022

Jake

Dude has a big dick and knows how to use it. so sexy omg im in love. rides big banshee and looks good while doing it. 10/10 would fuck in public. Marryyyy meeeeeee.

Omg Jake I'm so wet 4u

by trailerparkqween September 26, 2023