brain surf

to get head, or a blow-job

Man, that party was crazy, i was brain surfing all night.

by 4/20 kmk May 1, 2007

ciggy butt brain

A derogatory slang term for someone who consumes a large amount of cigarettes.

What's going on in your brain, man? You've got nothing but cigarette butts in there now. People are gonna call you 'ciggy butt brain'.

by Durrie Darren February 23, 2014

brain-donor card

A euphemism for marijuana. Instead of explicitly asking a random person for an illegal substance, it is used out of politeness and legal reasons.

Old hippy guy: Hey man... you got a brain-donor card?
Young dready: A brain-donor card? What the fuck is that?!

by Ryan Guide January 3, 2008

Fighting Young Brains

Oregon Ducks. Abbreviated to FYB's this term refers to University of Oregon (Ducks) Mens athletic teams. It originated when a female freshman at the school returned home to Los Angeles in the mid 2000's with an itch for performing fellatio on her athletic cohorts. Brain is slang for fellatio.

I just put $500 on the Fighting Young Brains.
Last night Bryce Taylor and Aaron Brooks domed me up! I love the FYBs

by Jake Pounder September 22, 2018

Bird Brain Empire

The Bird Brain Empire was a country created when the Bird Brain Republic and the Jiafei Empire unified. This led to an attack by the Monikussy Republic, Olyussy Empire, and thr Bish Brain Empire

LONG LIVE THE BIRD BRAIN EMPIRE!

by goatsovo empire August 23, 2022

brain housing group

What a U.S. Marine calls his head, also known as a grape or a jar head

Now, I want you to store this in your little brain housing group...This is my rifle, this is my gun...This is for fighting and this is for fun.

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Brain-Weasels

A common condition where someone makes repeated grammatical errors, often followed by hysterical laughing and joking. The only cure for brain-weasels is to suffocate them by smothering the victim with a pillow.

Crap, you're infested with the BRAIN-WEASELS! Quick, smother him/her with a pillow.

*followed by a small footchase and a pillow smothering*

by Noah February 1, 2005