Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.

Yeah, I used him for human efficiency

by H28373737 November 25, 2023

Human

A stupid creature originating from "Earth" in the Solar System. They have two arms, two legs, some have an extra "Leg."
They are usually horny.

Alien 1: Wow, those humans are always horny.
Alien 2: Yeah, those humans are strange.

by Fur_rulz January 14, 2023

human ghost

a term used for people who tend to feel left out or excluded from every conversation despite being there in the condition as a living human being.

Person 1: "I was thinking of maybe we can-"
Person 2: "Hey did you hear about the party last night?"
Person 3: "Yeah! Shit was so rad like-"
*and so person 2 and person 3 bicker about everything as person 1 erases the plans they want to do with their friends together.*
Person 1: Well shit never known I was a human ghost all along lol, this sucks.

by melnusghost September 29, 2025

human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

Human Beanbag

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.

That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!

by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018

human ambassador

A human ambassador is eating the ass of an alien, or someone dressed as one.

"he eats alien ass and more, that's a human ambassador"

by Al Notre July 5, 2024

human being

Mankind+Womankind+Everybody. You. Me. Everyone reading this. Then your a human being. Or a computer. Which is closer and closer every day. All hail the AI overlord.

Not to be confused with a "decent human being" or a "horrible human being" which are something else entirely.

Its never to early to sell out human being(s) for a pat on the head.

That guy on social media seems less and less like a human being every day.

by PPete December 11, 2021