Foot asphyxiation

Squeezing on a pair of shoes that you really like - but they just wont fit - the Cinderella Syndrome

Shoes sooo tight that you cant get them on, or shoes that have shrunk around your feet as you have been wearing them, or have your feet just swollen - foot asphyxiation my shoe loving people.

by Diet Schmiet November 29, 2010

Hooker Foot

1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings

2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear

3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain

1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot

2) I have hooker foot from those new heels

3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate

by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013

foot fetish

sexual attraction to feet 😏

christian has a foot fetish

by someone is cool August 29, 2021

Lead Foot

A person who is known for driving way too fast.

"Tony has a lead foot. It's a wonder how he's still alive, let alone legally allowed to drive. If you ever have to travel anywhere in a hurry, he's your man. Otherwise, make sure you're never in a vehicle where he's behind the wheel."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

foot

it’s a thing that smells

i kick you with my FOOT

by FOOT LOVER 101 January 10, 2019

foot radish fungus

When your foot is very big and it turns out to be fungus with the same color as your skin

Person: your feet are big
Other Person: yeah i have foot radish fungus

by zoey pupper May 3, 2021

Universal Foot

A severe ailment pertaining to a painful foot cramp, and in some cases, shoulder and neck aches/cramps, due to standing or walking for long periods of time, often compounded onto with the scorching heat of the sun. This ailment usually applies to people who go to Universal, due to long lines in certain rides, which requires people to stand for long periods of time.

Ben: Hey man how was your trip to universal?
Erik: It was great, except for when I left with a bad case of Universal Foot.

by killtryray August 17, 2021